




CRIME SOMETIMES PAYS
NO DYE
Directed By
Yoni Azulay

SYNOPSIS
Staten Island trash couple Kit and Pat pull up in front of a local bank near closing. Pat intends to strike rich by robbing the bank. Kit rejects this idea and storms out of the car but Pat reminds her that this will give them a life with no limitations: something they could share together. Kit reluctantly agrees and waits in the car as Pat heads into the bank.
The robbery goes anything but swift as it becomes evident that Pat wasn’t prepared. Miscommunication between Pat and the teller Margot causes Pat to fumble with his “weapon”, which is revealed to be nothing but a phone. Just as it seems that all is ruined, Kit saves her partner via a phone call. She warns Margot that Pat has an explosive vest attached to him that will be set off unless Margot complies.
As Pat exits and rejoins Kit in the car, their compatibility and status as partners is solidified.
Credits
Directed by Yoni Azulay
Written by Alex Gehrlein
Produced by Yoni Azulay and Zach Rineer
Co-Produced by Jeff Ayars
Starring
Jeff Ayars as Pat
Dana Berger as Kit
Geraldine Singer as Margot/Bank Teller
Director of Photography - Ethan Langenau
1st Assistant Camera - Katie Harkins
2nd Assistant Camera - Adam McAlonie
Camera Operator - Sam Stephan
1st Assistant Director - Zach Rineer
On-Set Sound Mix - Rhea Li
Covid Compliance Officer - Hunter Jones
Locations Manager - Don Shapira
Catering - Paul Cavalcante
Edited by Yoni Azulay
Sound Design by Chris Murphy
Music by Tomas Herudek and wearethegood
Poster by Meghan Cavanaugh